Funny Storm Crow Discussion Comments on Gatherer
- First and last spell I ever cast. Because I immediately won Magic and life forever
- Chuck Norris when asked about his opinion of Storm Crow.
“Thats my crow.”- I don’t get why they haven’t banned this card yet, just look at it, I heard once a man won a tournament running 60 of these, I’d be scared if i ever had to stare him down.
By the by, combos great with Storm Crow, trust me, I’m a doctor 5/5.- So, the other day I decided I wanted to stop being the guy that always loses at magic, so I went out and got some storm crows, rite of replications, and followed footsteps. I now use a mono-green control deck that splashes blue for these cards and white for niveous wisps. I had my opponent at 6 life with 5 storm crows out when I played Akroma’s Memorial and a kicked Rite of Replication. I attacked and won, but I accidentally left a storm crow out on the table. That night, while I was brushing my teeth, I heard some loud crashes and ran out of the bathroom to see what was going on. I saw a vague shape and a few dark feathers disappear into the shadows. All of my footy pajamas were missing, and when I woke up at midnight, I heard cawing and saw them on the ceiling, shredded, spelling “winter unending.” I ran out and haven’t been back since.
- Some people probably have a Storm Crow in their wallet instead of pictures of their wife and child.
I have a more traditional sense of values and priorities, I have a picture of my wife and my daughter in my wallet.
But… my wife and my daughter are storm crows.- There’s a reason a group of crows is called a murder.
- Storm Crow is my EDH general.
- Turn 1: Mana
Turn 2: Mana, Storm Crow
Turn 3: Attack for the win
Works every time.- Pro Tip: Combos with Islands.
- I carry one of these guys in my wallet, in front of my license. When I’m in a hurry, I frantically take out my wallet and brandish my ID. No one asks questions; they immediately stand aside. Some drop to their knees, others burst into tears. Or flames. Often, I will hold Storm Crow out of the driver’s side window and cause all traffic lights to turn green and other vehicles to pull over.
- So last night a friend and I were playing some hot, consensual Magic: The Gathering, and I had just laid down my second island. Of course, you all know what that means. I smiled maniacally and played a Storm Crow.
My opponent then proceeded to die. Like, I’m not talking about life points, here. He actually physically died. He took one look at my Storm Crow and all of his skin melted off like that one scene from Indiana Jones. It was pretty awesome, except now my entire playset of Storm Crows is sitting in the county jail, awaiting a trial for first-degree murder. My lawyers are optimistic though that we can lower the penalty to manslaughter, since Storm Crow doesn’t mean to be the ridiculously broken card it is, it was just born that way when Jace, the Mind Sculptur and Black Lotus had a power-baby in the center of the Blind Eternities. So technically, it’s not its fault.
So yeah. This card wins games. Play it.- Storm Crow stole my girlfriend. True story.
- another brilliant creature for the insanely broken bird tribal.
- After I beat someone with it, I usually just leave it on the table at the game store. I assume that even the game ending can’t get this thing out of play.
My game store started complaining because people are scared to use the tables, and the staff are afraid to clean them up.- I carry a Storm Crow in my left-breast shirt pocket, on the off chance I get shot at. I’m confident it will block one or more bullets.
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